The Messinator

The Turtle Tornado

The LuchaLibre Lightning

The Smog Striker

The Lagoon Legend

The Phantom Forward

The Vuvuzela Wizard

The Shiny Shooter

The Masquerade Marksman

The V for Velocity

The Filtered Forward

The Groucho Goal-Getter

The Gaffa Guru

The Boneheaded Baller

The Creepy Dribbler